leave your inhibitions at the door
Tomorrow’s St. Patrick’s day where nearly everyone puts on the green and becomes drunken, ginger leprechauns for a day!
Did you know that St. Patrick, the man who we celebrate every March 17th was actually English? In fact, the first time he went to Ireland was when he was kidnapped and forced to live as a slave for six years. He eventually escaped to England and became a priest, but returned later to bring Christianity to the Irish masses.
One of the legends surrounding this great man was that he drove all of the snakes out of Ireland. Since then, scientists have come to the conclusion that there never were any snakes there. Damn scientists, always taking the fun out of everything.
Personally, I like to think of him as an old school Samuel L Jackson.
I tell you what, if I was some unwashed Irish heathen I’d certainly convert to Christianity if I saw this.
So, although this isn’t remotely Irish, I present this St. Patrick-inspired Guilty Pleasure.