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And He Shall Henceforth Be Named…

So our little buddy has been with us for two weeks and we’ve learned a lot about him.  Despite his devastating cuteness and small size, he’s a little terrorist.  Here’s his daily schedule:

5 AM – Scamper around and pounce on stuff

6 AM – Eat

7 AM – Meow as loud as he can

8 AM – Take monster dump which makes owners think the kids or a Mountain Lion used his litter box

10 AM – Eat

11 AM – Scamper around and pounce on stuff

4 PM – Eat

5 PM – Scamper around and pounce on stuff

7 PM – Monster dump #2 (yes, that’s redundant).

9 PM – Pretend to sleep, then wait to pounce on owners

So much for the theory that cats sleep all day.

Maybe I should’ve named him Timon?

We had a tough time coming up with a name so I posted the names I thought of at the time.  The popular ones seemed to be Hot Carl, Julius, and Mr. Worldwide.  Alas, all three got big thumbs down.

Here are some of the names that you either suggested or used for your pets:

– Komet

– Alf

– Hobo

– Phoenix

– Gideon

– Otis

– Gunther [aka Gunta]

– Tigger

– Alexander the Great

– Shiloh

– Chonga

– Hiro

– Frank

– Biebs

– Brian

I also got some names from my Facebook friends.

– Napoleon

– 25 Cent  (LOVE THIS!)

– Gorillaz

– Hussein

– Chairman Meow

– Spike

– Buster Meow (BM for short)

– Cujo

– Damien

– Pho

– Robama

– Meow Mix

– Cleveland

– Hash the Slash

– Reggie

– King Kush

– Detroit

– Human Stevens (get it?)

– Feline Dion

– Fuzzy Nuts

Get off the new couch!

After much deliberation, we finally settled on – Eduardo, aka Eddie.  I originally thought of adding a title to the end of his name.  But I think that’s going to change over time.   So while Eduardo the Ninja sounds good now, I have a feeling that he’ll also earn the names:

– Eduardo the Conqueror

– Eduardo the Neutered

– Eduardo the Scratcher

– Eduardo the Dumper

– Eduardo the No Way Am I Letting You Sleep – er

– Eduardo the Lazy

And, of course, Eduardo the Smelly

About thefoodandwinehedonist

I don't know everything about the world of food and wine, but I'm not going to let a small detail like that stop me from blogging about it.

4 comments on “And He Shall Henceforth Be Named…

  1. Yinzerella
    October 16, 2012

    Ed’s schedule sounds a lot like Brian’s. He does sleep through the night, however. Well, when is not catching mice and bringing them into bed.

  2. the drunken cyclist
    October 16, 2012

    2 #2s a day. Admirable….

  3. talkavino
    October 16, 2012

    Somehow Eduardo The Third comes to mind – have no idea why

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