The Food and Wine Hedonist

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Happy Halloween!

Going to any cool Halloween parties?  Are any of you ladies going to dress up all slutty?  What? You didn’t get the memo?  Let me quote one of my favorite movies, Mean Girls:

In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy.  In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.  The hard-core girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.

Contrary to what you might think, I’m not a huge fan of the phenomenon.  (You reading this, Boom Boom?)

Generally, there are a few types of Halloween costumes I like.  Cute baby costumes –

Animals in costumes –

I lied.  I like slutty costumes.  Especially on Kim Kardashian –

My favorite ones are topical costumes that are tied to current events or something very popular at the time. The problem is that there aren’t a whole lot of topical ones that suit me.  If I were elsewhere in the world there’d be plenty, but around here there aren’t that many Asian guys making headlines.

Until now.  This is FINALLY the year where there’s a topical costume that’s perfect for me.  We were at a costume party last Friday and I unleashed this –

And yes, I had the dance down perfectly.

If you’ve been totally living under a rock, it’s from this video…

What are you dressing up as?

About thefoodandwinehedonist

I don't know everything about the world of food and wine, but I'm not going to let a small detail like that stop me from blogging about it.

18 comments on “Happy Halloween!

  1. Yinzerella
    October 31, 2012

    Your costume is boss.

  2. rachelocal
    October 31, 2012

    Why didn’t you post video of YOU doing the dance???

    • thefoodandwinehedonist
      October 31, 2012

      Seems I’m the only one who knows how to take a video on a phone and I couldn’t do it while dancing. Yes, I was the only Asian available. What’s even scarier is that I had to explain who Psy was to more than half of the people there. Fuddy duddies…

  3. the drunken cyclist
    October 31, 2012

    Wait, my wife is Asian and can’t use her phone at all (although she is a terrible driver….)

    • thefoodandwinehedonist
      October 31, 2012

      I used to be a great driver, maybe a little on the aggressive side. Now half the time it seems genetics has caught up with me and I go the speed limit.

  4. the drunken cyclist
    October 31, 2012

    By the way, I have noticed that you have many hotties commenting on your posts–are these real people or do you have a harem?

    • thefoodandwinehedonist
      October 31, 2012

      Haha. They are all real and with great blogs themselves. I had the idea of making up one of those blog awards and call it The Hottie Blogger Award. Still might do it, so don’t steal the idea.

      I’d like to think of it as a virtual harem or even groupies but it would be wholly inaccurate. I’ve given readers all kinds of opportunities to email me dirty pix. Not one taker.

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