leave your inhibitions at the door
Going to any cool Halloween parties? Are any of you ladies going to dress up all slutty? What? You didn’t get the memo? Let me quote one of my favorite movies, Mean Girls:
In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. The hard-core girls just wear lingerie and some form of animal ears.
Contrary to what you might think, I’m not a huge fan of the phenomenon. (You reading this, Boom Boom?)
Generally, there are a few types of Halloween costumes I like. Cute baby costumes –
Animals in costumes –
I lied. I like slutty costumes. Especially on Kim Kardashian –
My favorite ones are topical costumes that are tied to current events or something very popular at the time. The problem is that there aren’t a whole lot of topical ones that suit me. If I were elsewhere in the world there’d be plenty, but around here there aren’t that many Asian guys making headlines.
Until now. This is FINALLY the year where there’s a topical costume that’s perfect for me. We were at a costume party last Friday and I unleashed this –
And yes, I had the dance down perfectly.
If you’ve been totally living under a rock, it’s from this video…
What are you dressing up as?