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Bringing Back the 90s – Boy Bands

It’s that time again.  Back in Spring, I made it my mission is to be the man credited with bringing back the 90s.  To do that, I pledged to take you on a stroll down memory lane on the last Friday of each month for the rest of the year.  Here’s what you missed so far:

April – Yes, I went Hootie on you.

May – Acoustic guitars, life changers

June – Ten (yes TEN) memorable 1990s movie songs

July – The Decade in Sports

August – The Economy

September – Gangstas and Grungers

October – Presidential Politics

Why?  For the MONEY!  I’m sure there’s going to be money involved with bringing on this fad.  God, I hope there is.  Because, honestly, I don’t have that much of a hard-on for the decade.  Speaking of hard-ons…

N Sync (people.com)

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Grunge and gangsta rap were my favorite musical developments of the 90s.   But not everyone listened to it.  In fact, I remember people talking about how both were garbage. A lot of people were listening to Mariah Carey, Hootie & The Blowfish, and Whitney Houston.  I already posted a Hootie vid and there’s no way in Hades am I posting the other two.   So let’s bring back another pop music phenomenon form the 90s – Boy Bands!   Here are the big ones from the 90s:

–       Backstreet Boys – and you guys already know how I feel about them

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– Take That

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Boyz II Men (last.fm)

 bj

–       98 Degrees

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 vagina

What’s that you say?  Boy bands are already back?  Let’s see..

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 pussy

Yup, I guess my work here is done.

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12 comments on “Bringing Back the 90s – Boy Bands

  1. TheOthers1
    November 30, 2012

    Ah, I remember all of these 90s boy bands well. My memories are quite fond, but I listened to a wide variety of music then.

  2. Yinzerella
    November 30, 2012

    I saw *NSYNC live 4 different times. In 4 different cities. Should I not say that out loud?
    Also, although they straddled the 80s/90s, NKOTB is still the best.

    • thefoodandwinehedonist
      November 30, 2012

      Why doesn’t that surprise me? The question is – Whose ur fave amongst the new ones? Answer wisely…

      • Yinzerella
        November 30, 2012

        I don’t really like the new ones. I take that back. I don’t really know the new ones. I guess from the radio play The Wanted. They seem older. And dirtier.

        • thefoodandwinehedonist
          November 30, 2012

          Haha… Honestly don’t know either. I don’t think you can go to jail with those guys.

  3. Whine And Cheers For Wine
    November 30, 2012

    Looks like Boy Bands are here to stay. Loving your guilty pleasures.
    Thanks!

  4. the drunken cyclist
    November 30, 2012

    You just jumped the shark tank…

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