leave your inhibitions at the door
As I mentioned in Man-Crush: Adam Levine, today’s post is written by guest blogger Heather, from Seasoned with Sarcasm. In her own words – “If Martha Stewart made a baby with a beer swilling, sailor cussing, country loving man, I’d be the product of that union.”
She writes entertaining posts with recipes, crafts, and DIY tips for all kinds of fun and useful things. I once tried making her recipe for Bacon Vodka, but I kept downing both of the key ingredients. She also has posts about her adventures in raising chickens. I keep waiting for a coq au vin recipe, but so far they’ve only provided eggs. I’m down with that. At least she hasn’t named them, so there’s hope for the future. Definitely go check out her site!
Let’s face it – today we girls have lots of celebrity girls out there to crush on. Not just for their looks either – we aren’t THAT superficial! These women are strong, funny, talented – and not afraid to eat a cheeseburger. Over the years, my celebrity girl crushes have changed like the tides…but lately they’ve had more staying power. I’m not at all embarrassed to say I’ve got a crush on some lady folks. I guess it’s less taboo for ladies to dig other ladies. I’m not INTO girls…but I’ve got me some mega crushes on the fairer sex and don’t even try to hide it. I’ve sat with friends over drinks and discussed who our fave girl crushes are, and why. The hubs even knows that when this lady is on, we are watching her movie, commercial, video clip…whatever!
Ah, Zooey Deschanel. Those big eyes. That sweet personality. The goofy roles. I look at her and think, damn, I wanna be her BFF. We’d have so much fun! I want to go have lunch with her, do some shopping, then sip some cocktails at a karaoke bar where SHE is the one belting out some 80’s tunes. I really dig her. Especially in (500) Days of Summer. And as Belladonna in Your Highness. I loved her in The Tin Man Series as DG. And let’s not forget, she sings too! Not just in the movie Elf either. She & Him is a cute little group of Zoey (she) & M. Ward (him) doing catchy little numbers that get your feet tapping. I particularly love this song – and can see myself in the near future redoing the dance moves in my living room:
And let’s not skip over this little duet with the dapper looking Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Sigh. My heart melts. Swoon. Sigh.
Thanks to The Hedonist for letting me gush about my own personal Girl Crush. Check that out. I can rhyme!
See? That wasn’t so hard. If you want to write a guest post, let me know! Either leave a comment below or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.