leave your inhibitions at the door
Yes you read that right.
I’ve been fighting writing this one for so long, hoping that my interest in Armando Christian Perez would fizzle out faster than Google Plus. But it hasn’t.
That interest just hung in there, bubbling up whenever any of the dozens of Mr. Worldwide’s songs on my iPhone came on. (If you ask my kids, they’d say I have thousands.) It was just starting to subside when I heard this song at Pure Barre –
I’ve already mentioned Mr. 305 a few times on this blog. The first time was in my post about JLo. He wasn’t very well known at the time so I included this video, which is still one of my favorites –
I know, I know. He’s not exactly… what’s the word I’m looking for?
“Handsome”? “Cute”? Not by a longshot, especially when compared to one of my other man-crushes, Adam Levine. Unless you consider Dr. Evil good looking –
But can he dance like my other man-crush Chris Brown? Hmmm –
Er, definitely not the dancing.
By the way, because I KNOW you’re asking – on my posts for Chris and Adam, I offered links to some decidedly NSFW pictures of them. In that grand tradition, I came across this one of Pitbull. I think it’s photoshopped, but I really didn’t want to analyze it that long. You be the judge.
OK, so we’ve established he’s not easy on the eyes and he doesn’t have dance moves. It must be his lyrics that touches a deep part of my soul. –
Bring your girls,
It’s whatever tonight,
Your man just left,
I’m the plumber tonight,
Let me check your pipes,
Oh, you’re the healthy type.
Well, here goes some egg whites.
– from “Hotel Room Service”
OK, so it’s not exactly Simon & Garfunkel’s “Sounds of Silence.”
Maybe it’s the confidence and swagger? Maybe it’s the gravelly voice? Maybe it’s the ever-present sunglasses? Or maybe I’m just a sucker for a man who speaks Spanish:
Whatevs. The heart wants what the heart wants.
Who are your man (or lady) crushes?