The Food and Wine Hedonist

leave your inhibitions at the door

I Love Tulum

Every year, the kids go to a YMCA camp in beautiful northern Michigan for some good old-fashioned outdoor fun.  Last year, we did a “staycation” and while it was relaxing, there was still easy access to work emails, lawns to be mowed, and cooking and cleaning to be done.

This year we did it up proper and got the heck out of town – and not just out of Ann Arbor.  We got out the heck out of Michigan, the Midwest, and the country.


Tulum is a 90 minute drive south of the Cancun airport and is like no other place we’ve been to in Mexico.  Downtown Tulum is inland and has a few shops and restaurants – many of which cater to locals.  The beach area is dotted with a lot of small hotels and private houses on absolutely pristine beach.  There are strict zoning laws that govern development on the beach so all of the hotels are small, boutique-type places – most of them have less than 20 units.

We visited the nearby Mayan ruins during a past trip and I took a little one hour detour to Tulum to see a friend (more on that later).  But that little excursion was more than enough for me to know that I HAD to go back.

I’ve probably told a 100 people about Tulum before and after our trip and I still can’t describe it in less than a few sentences.  Two words that have been used to describe Tulum are “eco-chic” and “glamping” (i.e. “glamorous camping”).  I’m not sure glamping is very accurate because the only people in tents are a bunch of hippies – and there aren’t that many of them.  Eco-chic might work, though.


The “Eco”

Almost all of the hotels are rustic with minimal amenities – so no tvs, phone, gyms, and pools. Many are solar or wind-powered, so the available electricity is only enough to run a ceiling fan, a couple of lights, and an outlet or two.

We stayed at Hotel Mestizo, which was one of the last hotels on the strip. Our unit was a little hut right on the beach.   It was fairly small, but there’s no beating the view.

mestizo sign sunrise*

There was no air conditioning, but the ocean breeze was enough to keep us cool at night.

room *

The downside?  Like in a boat’s bathroom, you can’t flush the toilet paper.   THAT takes some getting used to. (Sorry, forgot to take a picture of that. But I’m sure you can use your imagination.)

At every other resort we’ve been to in Mexico and Dominican Republic, there were spas, entertainment, bars, and staff trying to get you to do all kinds of stupid shit.  But not here.  With everything being stripped down to the essentials, all you can do is chill.  The hotel people aren’t trying to get you to do the limbo, play a beach game, or dance around like an idiot.  Unless that’s your thing.  You only hear from them when you need to – “Hola Senor, may I get you anything?”  With all of the other hotels run the same way, the overall mood on the beach is easy-going and relaxed.

But while the mood is simple and understated, there’s a lot that’s fancy there.


The “Chic”

For a long time, the only non-Mexicans that knew about Tulum were hippie backpackers.  A few years ago, it started becoming very popular with celebrities and the New York fashion crowd.  But unlike St Barth’s and Miami, it was low-key and a place where they went to NOT be seen.  Eventually some of them tuned out of New York and settled in Tulum.  So the hotels, shops, and restaurants started upgrading and catering to this crowd.

Instead of shops full of crap like this…



I took this picture in downtown Tulum


…you’ll see JOSA Tulum.


JOSA is a fashion line started by Joanne, a friend we met years ago in St Barth’s.  She specializes in vintage-inspired dresses that would look good on the beach as well as out at night.  Boom Boom has three JOSA dresses and they are all stunningly gorgeous.

Across the street is Coqui Coqui, a small limestone hotel and perfumery owned by the model Nicolas Malleville.

coqui perfume*


Some tips if you go

– When we booked the trip, Orbitz offered a shuttle to the hotel for $150 per person.  I’m sure a cab will be cheaper.  The public buses are less than $20 which I’m sure you’ll love, you hippie.

– We rented a car, which came in handy since our hotel was on the far end of the beach.  The drive down there was easy as was getting around in Tulum.

– The car rental was a whopping $4 a day.  You read that right – 4 bucks.  But stupid me didn’t do any research beforehand about insurance.  I’m pretty sure I was covered with my insurance and credit card, but ended up paying for the insurance they offered.  It ended up being around $300 for the week, which isn’t terrible.  We probably would’ve spent that much in cabs.

– Since we had a car, we were able to stop by a grocery store to buy a styrofoam cooler and loaded up with beer, wine, and water.

– Only about half of the businesses there take credit cards. There are ATMs available, but many of them couldn’t get a data connection or charged insane fees. So when you do take out cash, take out a lot.


Wait til you see what we ate…



About thefoodandwinehedonist

I don't know everything about the world of food and wine, but I'm not going to let a small detail like that stop me from blogging about it.

14 comments on “I Love Tulum

  1. Cara Thereon
    August 31, 2014

    I was in the Rivera Maya at the end of July. Not as Eco, but gorgeous and relaxing. Oh, and amazingly out. I wanted to be naked it was so hot. All inclusive, for the win.

    • thefoodandwinehedonist
      September 3, 2014

      Hotter the better for me. Maybe when you see the food we had, you might reconsider the all-inclusive!

  2. reversecommuter
    September 2, 2014

    I LOVE Tulum too – and this post does a fab job of highlighting what a little tropical jewel it is. Now delete it before too many people read it and book trips there! 🙂

    • thefoodandwinehedonist
      September 3, 2014

      I know, I actually thought about that. Maybe I should edit this to say that it’s 4 hours from the airport, not 90 min? And that it’ NORTH… of Quebec?

  3. Pingback: Drinking around Tulum… | The Food and Wine Hedonist

  4. Pingback: Be Tulum | The Food and Wine Hedonist

  5. Pingback: Pure Evil | The Food and Wine Hedonist

  6. Tulum is indeed magic. That’s why we moved from New York and London and settled here. Come visit us when you are in town! We also have some amazingly attractive deals for land should you wish yourself a nice little vacation house. Oh, and we will build it for you, too. See you on the beach!

  7. Pingback: Top Chef Boston Episode 13: Getting Prickly in Mexico | The Food and Wine Hedonist

  8. Blair
    March 19, 2015

    What company did you rent your car through? We’re doing it through hertz so hoping to avoid the insurance snafu!

    • thefoodandwinehedonist
      March 19, 2015

      It was Dollar. Rented again at the airport jn December thru Hertz. They will ALL try to sell you insurance. Mine was covered by my credit card, but def double check. Even if you are covered, they will authorize a big amount on it which they will credit later. Best o luck

  9. Pingback: Back to Tulum | The Food and Wine Hedonist

  10. Pingback: The Hartwood Cookbook – Lime Tart with Lime Caramel | The Food and Wine Hedonist

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s


This entry was posted on August 27, 2014 by in Travel and tagged , , , , , .
%d bloggers like this: