leave your inhibitions at the door
I’m very excited about something that’s coming on Monday! I was given a special opportunity that I couldn’t pass up and I’m humbled that I was considered for it. I’m so pumped up, I feel like Tony here –
Now don’t get your big boy panties in a wad as there won’t be any changes here. This blog will still adhere to the arguably high standards of insightfulness and content, all with a dash of
sophomoric witty humor that you’ve become accustomed to.
Was that a “boo” I just heard?
What is it? Did I finally get grammar lessons so I don’t overuse commas and end sentences on prepositions? Did I finally hire a legitimate joke writer? Am I finally going to rename this blog because I write about music more than wine?
Am I going to vow to never post another picture of Lindsay Lohan?
Haha… silly you.
Have I finally joined a 12-step program that has broken me of my bad habit of writing run-on sentences that I think are really funny but are really just a product of my being afraid to overuse said commas because I’m insecure like that?
You’ll just have to tune in to find out…